BRAND OF HUMOR: Jack Handey, Eddie Izzard, XKCD, people who scream when they sneeze, Arrested Development, Catherine Tate, The Chaser, The Office, The Onion, I Can Has Cheezburger?, Stuff White People Like, etc. WORDS & PHRASES: Akimbo, Blithe, Cooter, Winnebago, Cricklewood,...

Activities I enjoy include pretending to be a freelance graphic designer , sporadically updating my movie site AustinAudience.com, occasionally helping out with marketing whatnots for the Austin Wind Symphony (I'm a member emeritus), not getting my car fixed, daydreaming about being the lead...

Movies: The Cutting Edge ("we're doing the Pamchenko!"), Baraka, and anything with slightly off color humor (e.g. Knocked Up or Forgetting Sarah Marshall). Books: The Time Traveler's Wife, Disappointment With God, The Origin of Species Music: Ray LaMontagne, Patti Griffin,...

I am really good at creative writing , both fiction and nonfiction. My favorite genre to write is satire . I've been playing the piano for 10 years. Cooking is something I love-I can cook an amazing vegan version of almost anything. I good at working with animals , they have always loved me and...

The first thing? Well, people often say my smile because I can't keep it off my face when I'm happy. I should admit here that I can be a bit loud when I get excited about something. Let's see, what else? First impressions are generally physical right? Well, I'm rather short. My bosom is ample. Haha.

I have too many of all these categories and hate leaving some out, but I'll do my best... Books- The Chronicles of Narnia (ever since I was a wee child, lol), Interview with the Vampire, The Notebook, all of the Harry Potter books (except the last one which one I haven't read yet),...

I work full-time in the technology / computer /information systems field. I do a little graphic art work on occasion. I love technology and the arts, so you would most likely find me on the computer or creating something...or both! I'm taking Italian lessons. I'll let you know how it goes once I...

Looking into moving to Portland, soonish. I like to play with words, and enjoy indulging in alliteration , for a while I gave up coffee for Maté , asymmetry is an element I crave, aesthetic and visual composition keeps me entertained, I love to learn (but hate to be patronized), ...

I like indie movies . Not because I'm a pretentious snob but because I can get them free at the library. (Note: I didn't say I WASN'T a pretentious snob. I'm just saying that I'm also cheap.) I tend to listen to mid 90's music , karaoke standards, break-up songs (the happy...

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